Sunday, 5 December 2010

To be 10 again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked, what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be ten again', she replied, still lookingin the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Thorpe Park theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

'Well Dear, what was it like being ten again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he is may get it wrong.

hahahahah.... men o men... uols will never understand...


  1. wahahaha...lampi (lambat pikap) betoi la laki dia tu

  2. hahha... dgr je tp xpham... ngok betul... kalau dia nak jadi muda pun dia xkan pilih 10thn... confirm le pilih 16 ke 17 ke... xkan le 10thn... memang lembap...


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